245 random monkeys have come and bopped you on the head!
Have you ever wanted to become an animal ?Well thanks to me , Melissa, you can! Just drink a whole can of Doughnut Tea and you can become whatever animal the Doughnut Tea thinks you’d be best suited with. I was the first to try this and I was turned into a Barn Owl and it was really fun. Now when you want to turn back into your human self you just drink a can of Lemon Tonic. All this is fast and painless! Just imagine being able to soar in the sky or run through the jungles or lay around all day in the mountains and then go home at night and sleep comfortably in your safe, warm bed.Sounds awesome right?`Well then order your Doughnut Tea (and Lemon Tonic!) today! Just call 1-800-DON-UTT to order!
Melissa
Team Cheerios!
Whoo! lol
When I drank it I was a chicken with a jet pack. And my twin sister Jamie was a flying pig
☺Steph-fer-bee☺
By: Steph-fer-bee on September 18, 2007
at 5:25 pm
her name was Jamie Stephy…god!
Melissa
Tough Darts Son (by the way Steph-fer-bee doesn’t really have a sister)
By: WOTW on September 18, 2007
at 5:46 pm
lol i became a mountain lion.
it didnt suit me
Bones979
Vomit
By: Bones979 on September 19, 2007
at 3:27 pm
Shu~weet! When I drank it, I turned into an alpaca! He he I had fun with that one…
By: esmilita on September 20, 2007
at 4:13 pm
Whoops wrong smiley…
By: esmilita on September 20, 2007
at 4:17 pm
lol
Bones979
Pretty sure hes not sick anymore
By: Bones979 on September 20, 2007
at 5:02 pm
do you like,all live in america?
By: kokocran on September 21, 2007
at 10:46 am
i called but it didnt work!lol!koko
By: kokocran on September 21, 2007
at 10:47 am
yea…and of course it didn’t work…lol
(It’s fake!) lol
☺Steph-fer-bee☺
MVP! ~cough~
By: Steph-fer-bee on September 21, 2007
at 3:34 pm
lol i lice in CAAAAANNNNAAAADDDDAAAA! canadas better than america (no offence)
Bones979
CANADA
By: Bones979 on September 21, 2007
at 5:43 pm
BONES! IIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
YAAAAAY! Potatoes rule and stuff when you bop yourself on the head with a mouse and drink from a river then you can feel the POTATOENESS!
By: mazemaker on September 23, 2007
at 1:38 pm
I’m not so sure, but I’ve the same time zone as the CP people!
anyways…when i drank it i became a cow. I was squirting milk all oer my sister
Then i became a cat, so I could drink all that spilled milk. I’m still full!
By: Castfire on September 24, 2007
at 9:47 am
Im in the same time zone as the cp poeplez tooo.
Bones979
Hi, Mazemaker!
By: Bones979 on September 29, 2007
at 3:43 pm
The doughnut tea didnt work but the monkeys that chased me all night really made me eat the cheese more. They didnt believe the wolves when I WAS SENT TO CHINA!!! but eventually Johnny Depp saved me in his giant hot air balloon and took me to mars where we lived hapilly ever after
By: denhod on October 7, 2007
at 3:11 pm
wow..
Bones979
Super Scarey Super things
By: Bones979 on October 10, 2007
at 9:07 pm
lol
By: Steph-fer-bee on October 13, 2007
at 8:03 am
I like the taste of doghnut tea in the morning! gets me in a real heyina mood…
By: Bluegems on October 27, 2007
at 8:58 pm
I was a mokey with a laptop…
By: legoless on November 4, 2007
at 10:29 am
the teddy bear on ice skates said that he was dishwasherly saturn. but his surfboard wanted to use the button so insted he typed a love letter to his pet rock named you. his family was unhappy about this so they sent him to his backpack to find his underwear and blew out the toothbrush on his toolbox when Bill Gates took his hand and pulled him down the arrow of earmuff. The end.
Bones979
awesome!!!!!!
By: Bones979 on November 4, 2007
at 11:21 pm
WOW
No comment.. Just WOW lol
☺Steph-fer-bee☺
awesome!!!!!! lol
By: Steph-fer-bee on November 8, 2007
at 9:19 am