Posted by: Steph-fer-bee | August 31, 2007

Deaf dumb and bliiiiind, I’m deaf dumb and bliiiiind!

108 random monkeys have come and bopped you on the head!

Hello!

Melissa has a random urge to go to Target! Why? I DO NOT KNOW!!! lol 

Well as the title says…

I’m deaf dumb and bliiiind!!!”

lol Yes its true (well not ttly but w/e)

Deaf – I can like never hear my friends on the phone or at the echoey lunch room!

Dumb – And I always mix up my words and like sya everything wrong!!!

Blind – I like trip over my feet and oh my giosh christines blind! she ran into a door when she saw me! It was fuuunny! :D

RANDOM MOMENT!

President Kennedy(from USA) ROCKS! Know why?

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute!

ALSO!

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. (I want the cow!!!)

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. (JELLY!)

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. ( MOUSTACHE MOUSTACE MOUSTACHE! )

Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump.  (Really!? COOL! lol there so unique!)

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.  (wait…why do they need one!? lol preeeetty strange!)

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are. (that must explain me!)

American car horns beep in the tone of F. (heehee)

The word “nerd” was first coined by Dr. Seuss in “If I Ran the Zoo.” 

And Now im done with my random facts!

WHOO!

Oh! Do any of you like cyclops?

Haha I’m gonna make a random poll!

Cyclops’s vs. Godzilla

Have fun!

☺Steph-fer-bee☺


Responses

  1. Giraffes never lie down.

    When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

    There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

    There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

    A skunk’s smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

    There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people.

    Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
    Coca-Cola was originally green.

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    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

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    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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    The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

    Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin Look-alike contest.
    duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

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    On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

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    Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear

    pants.

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    There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple

    and silver.

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    The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan”. There was

    never a recorded Wendy before

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    The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2

    killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

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    If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will

    instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

    (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (What about “I do”? )

    If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced

    enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.

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    Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour! (Wonder who tested that)

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    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body

    it could squirt blood 30 feet! (How do they find these things out?!?!)

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    There are more plastic lawn flamingos in the US than real ones.

    And now im done with MY random facts!
    Toodl-oo
    Bones979
    Raspberrys

  2. long much?… lol

    ☺Steph-fer-bee☺

  3. random facts are cool

  4. lol yeah it kinda is.. anyways.. HAPPY SEPTEMBER!
    To celebrate this event, i shall give you one fact, thats true.

    If you write a word with both the first and last letters in the right place and the ones in the middle mixed up, you should be able to read as fast as you can were the letters in the middle not mixed up. watch.

    Its rlely qitue esay bauesce yuor biarn aauottmcliy rgietrss the wrod eevn toughh its meixd up. It mmzeoiers waht the wrod lokos lkie wtih the fsrit and lsat ltteres. You see? That was really quite easy, right? Haha, told ya so.
    Bneos799

    Rpaserbyrs

  5. Wow ur rite! lol (only a few of the words took me JUST a bit to figure out! thats so cool though! lol)
    I had troulbe with biarn though lol
    I thought u like meant born lol
    my BRAIN IS BORN! ok im good

    ☺Steph-fer-bee☺
    The wdors are mexid up! Yhaaahahahhaaay!

  6. i kinda knew that….but ok!

    Melissa
    THE PLAGUE!

  7. Methane can be found on the planet Uranus (tee-hee) interestingly, and mabye not coincedently, methane is also what comes out of your behind when you fart (sorry for the innappropriatness)

    Bones979
    Methane

  8. “Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.”

    so taht is why waomn ylel at men a lot. (I just did some of what Bones did) and cool, it works, I read through it in just a second

  9. again for what Bones did, lol, and so if I fart in a grunt’s face in Halo 2 (or if I could) he would like it instead of suffocate

  10. lol
    Bones979
    The Bourne Supremacy

  11. methane is good. If you sniff it you die. Yay. Then you go to mouse heaven. I just love mouse heaven! I go there every day. Because every day I sniff methane.

    Mazemaker
    METHANE! MICE! PARTY!!!!!

  12. Ever wondered why so many people are named “Wendy”? Because a book made it up!!

    TRUE!

    The name Wendy originated from the book “Peter Pan”. The other people of the world thought it was cool, and so they used it!

  13. wel..to name their babies of course.

  14. Ever wonder why you never see a women as a sushi chef? That’s because of heat issues!

    TRUE!!

    It is a not so well kown fact that women are warmer-blooded than men are. So, if women were to cook sushi, it wouldn’t be right because it wouldn’t really be raw anymore, slightly cooked! :P

  15. THATS SO RANDOM


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