Posted by: Steph-fer-bee | August 30, 2007

The Pot a toe! (spelled with an “E”!)

-95 monkeys have come and bopped you on the head

Hello!

Well first off sorry I haven’t been on lately.  School started for me on the 21st and 8th grade is TOUGH! I’ve had SO much homework so I haven’t been able to get on much. (I shouldn’t take too long to write this post though cuz I’ve got more YES MORE! homework to do. lol) 

Ok secondly. Kokocran said that she invented the potatoe a bit ago. Now that’s ok! I just want to let you know that nobody invented the potatoe but ITSELF! :D Here’s the story…

One day some chocolate asparugus dudes were walking along through Walmart.  They were looking for some hip clothes for school because food school was going to start soon. So they found some cool t-shirts that were suppose to be just nonsense words. One said “toe” one said “pot” and one said “a”. So they all bought one and wore them to school.  Then people started walking up to them. They were like…What does pot a toe mean!? So then after school they decided to make a club called the pot a toe club! (potatoe for short) Everyone joined. Then the humans started hearing that there was a new vegetable called the potatoe. But the humans started spelling it potato.  But there never was a veggie called a potato or a potatoe! Its all in your minds!  And THAT is where the potatoe came from!

Now wasn’t that helpful!? :D

Well I gotta go! Homework…ugh!

☺Steph-fer-bee☺


Responses

  1. wen i said that i invented the potaatoe i meant the definition cran said…ciao

  2. NO!! I KNOW THE REAL STORY!! (i copied it from a book so you might find it familiar) Oh, and some information for you before you start reading. At the time, potatos only grew in America, and America hadn’t been discovered yet. Also, almost everyone called potatos The-Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name cuz they believed it was bad luck to name it. Wierd isnt it?

    THE STORY OF NORBERT THE NUTJOB’S FATHER
    ____________________________________________

    In the dark ages, there were several diffrent tribes all of diffrent names. One of these tribes were called the Hysterics. Now, in the dark ages everyone thought that the world was as flat as a pancake, and if you sail too far west you will fall off the end of it. Well, the chief of the Hysterics, Billy the Bigjob, thought this was ridiculous. He said that the earth was as round as the moon, and he set out to prove it. He built the greatest viking ship ever called The American Dream. He took his son, Norbert the Nutjob, (who, being the chiefs son, was the heir to the Hysterical throne) with him, and he set out. He sailed. And sailed. And sailed and sailed and sailed, but he never came to the end of the world, for the earth is as round as a circle, and a circle has no end. At last, he came to the land of his dreams. A glorious countrey called America, full of natural treasures like The-Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name, and friendly natives Bigjob called ‘Feather People’ Bigjob and Norbert spent a happy couple of months there before reaturning to their home on Hysteria. Bigjob decided to take back with him a FROZEN VEGETABLE-THAT-NO-ONE-DARES-NAME, so everyone would believe that he really HAD been to America. (I end the story here but there really is more to it that doesnt involve the potato)

    So the potato DOES exist, and Norbert the Nutjob’s father planted many potatos from his potato, and when the world was finished forming into the world we know today, potatos grew almost all over the world! yay for potatos! lol

    Bones979
    Raspberrys (ran out of cleaver raspberry puns)

  3. wow.. that was way longer than i thought xD

  4. Um ok. Cool. But when I read the story to melissa (over the phone cuz she doesnt have internet at the moment) she said she liked mine better! lol

    ☺Steph-fer-bee☺

  5. Meanie Melissa ( no offence meant )

  6. :) I learned any meanness from christine so blame her…*looks at christine* *points at christine screaming “the plague the plague!”*
    hehe I didn’t do anything

    Melissa
    The Plague The Plague!

  7. YAY FOR RANDOM POTATOES THAT ARE NOT VEGETABLES!

  8. YAY!

    ☺Steph-fer-bee☺

  9. YAY!

    Bones979
    [insert pun here]

  10. i like cheese but SOMEBODY deleted the P.O.O.P.
    for those of u who dont know wat it is,it has nothing to do with poop.lol
    -koko
    french demented afro frog and buzz boy.

  11. this is an awsome song i learned at camp:
    FRENCH DEMENTED AFRO FROG AND BUZZ BOY!YAY!


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