-570 monkeys have come and bopped you on the head! 

Heeeeeey

Wuuuuuuuut?

The Who Hah!?

LOL ok enough with melissa and my inside jokes. we are doing MASH again! Whooooo!

I did Bones979 and here is his Info.

He is married to Selena Gomez (not bad ) and they have 10 to 12 kids. (wo..)

They live in a shack on a random island in Oceania and Bones drives a puke-colored Hummer. His job.. – drumroll -

Is a ‘ Penguin ‘

☺Steph-fer-bee☺

-478 Random Monkeys have come and bopped you on the head 

Random sentences! I speak in 6 timed fourths. I collect vintage hats. I spend random days marching yelling “SMELLY SEVEN!” Potatos go boom when lit on fire when on orange grass. Glasses make good story tellers, Just because I am tall doesn’t I play basketball. I have abruise on my hip from a mirror. Shoiuting things make  blue jeans shrivel. Balonga is the perfect comma. Cindy makes me cry with disappointment. I am a zero headed tie wearing picture taking never ending sentece maker.

 245 random monkeys have come and bopped you on the head!

Have you ever wanted to become an animal ?Well thanks to me , Melissa, you can! Just drink a whole can of Doughnut Tea and you can become whatever animal the Doughnut Tea thinks you’d be best suited with. I was the first to try this and I was turned into a Barn Owl and it was really fun. Now when you want to turn back into your human self you just drink a can of Lemon Tonic. All this is fast and painless! Just imagine being able to soar in the sky or run through the jungles or lay around all day in the mountains and then go home at night and sleep comfortably in your safe, warm bed.Sounds awesome right?`Well then order your Doughnut Tea (and Lemon Tonic!) today! Just call 1-800-DON-UTT to order!

Melissa
Team Cheerios!

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This is a TRUE story that I witnessed.          

 

Well it was a nice happy day at my house! Melissa and Christine had come over and we were talking about randomly weird stuff! (of course!)  I opened a card a friend of mine had given me and it had some coffee flavored candy.  Christine Melissa and I (especially christine) were all tossing it around for no reason (cant remember everything) but I think we ended up eating it and then we blamed my brother for its death. So he ended up being…DUNDUNDUN the coffee killer! lol

THE END!

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On the chipmunk club site Melissa’s putting up a post explaining about the plague and the plague monster and the anti plague underwear so check that out soon! (not up yet but when u seeour site itll prolly be up there! )

It’s gonna be like awesome so don’t miss out!

THE PLAGUE!!!

So yea..

Hehe Macho macho maaaaaaaan

See ya! *goes to read post*

☺Steph-fer-bee☺

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Hello!

Melissa has a random urge to go to Target! Why? I DO NOT KNOW!!! lol 

Well as the title says…

“I’m deaf dumb and bliiiind!!!”

lol Yes its true (well not ttly but w/e)

Deaf – I can like never hear my friends on the phone or at the echoey lunch room!

Dumb – And I always mix up my words and like sya everything wrong!!!

Blind – I like trip over my feet and oh my giosh christines blind! she ran into a door when she saw me! It was fuuunny!

RANDOM MOMENT!

President Kennedy(from USA) ROCKS! Know why?

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute!

ALSO!

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. (I want the cow!!!)

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. (JELLY!)

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. ( MOUSTACHE MOUSTACE MOUSTACHE! )

Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump.  (Really!? COOL! lol there so unique!)

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.  (wait…why do they need one!? lol preeeetty strange!)

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are. (that must explain me!)

American car horns beep in the tone of F. (heehee)

The word “nerd” was first coined by Dr. Seuss in “If I Ran the Zoo.” 

And Now im done with my random facts!

WHOO!

Oh! Do any of you like cyclops?

Haha I’m gonna make a random poll!

Cyclops’s vs. Godzilla

Have fun!

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Hello!

Well first off sorry I haven’t been on lately.  School started for me on the 21st and 8th grade is TOUGH! I’ve had SO much homework so I haven’t been able to get on much. (I shouldn’t take too long to write this post though cuz I’ve got more YES MORE! homework to do. lol) 

Ok secondly. Kokocran said that she invented the potatoe a bit ago. Now that’s ok! I just want to let you know that nobody invented the potatoe but ITSELF! Here’s the story…

One day some chocolate asparugus dudes were walking along through Walmart.  They were looking for some hip clothes for school because food school was going to start soon. So they found some cool t-shirts that were suppose to be just nonsense words. One said “toe” one said “pot” and one said “a”. So they all bought one and wore them to school.  Then people started walking up to them. They were like…What does pot a toe mean!? So then after school they decided to make a club called the pot a toe club! (potatoe for short) Everyone joined. Then the humans started hearing that there was a new vegetable called the potatoe. But the humans started spelling it potato.  But there never was a veggie called a potato or a potatoe! Its all in your minds!  And THAT is where the potatoe came from!

Now wasn’t that helpful!?

Well I gotta go! Homework…ugh!

☺Steph-fer-bee☺

I have now added two admins to my site! I can depend on them becuz PURPLE! they are my friends in real life and they are as close to a best friend as u can get! So they will add posts and comment and stuff just like me so geeeet use to em’! 

Ok now I will list sites you should visit.

THIS ONE!

www.rainbowrath.wordpress.com – melissa’s weirdos of the world!

www.thechipmunkclub.wordpress.com – us three’s awesome site for fun!

So basically these are all fun site with different twists! So visit everyone of em’ if you have the chance!

 ☺Steph-fer-bee☺

Hi. Do you like random Monkey! things?  Well I do!  So if hover pencils… you want a place to just be random…you found the right place!  Just leave your name, your number, and a random message and we’ll get back to you! This is a place were you can interact with people and relax..and have fun! So go out into that 5,4,3,2,1,0…BOOM! world… be random…and BE PROUD!

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Weesnaw!